I am going to Fuck BIGFOOT

This is all about me and my bright idea when I saw bigfoot walking past. I thought and said I am going to fuck bigfoot, It was a woman who got nicknamed bigfoot she was tall. I was on a mission. He was walking with me. I said where the fuck are you going? He says we are going to go fuck bigfoot. I say there is no we here !. I am going to fuck bigfoot! There is no we in this.

I knock she lets me in. I walked in the door and he sneaks up right behind me. I try to close it and he sticks his foot in the door and forces his way in. He is one crazy mother fucker. We were both drunk and tripping. He was always off the chain crazy.

I come walking out of the bathroom. I knew it then he starts getting out of hand with bigfoot. You know he is doing a life sentence in one of the deserts out west states now. He belongs in there with all the murders, killers, and rapists. I could not even fuck bigfoot in peace. He was acting like a goddam animal. He was so fucked up in the head. He sniffed too much glue when we were kids. I came out of the bathroom. That poor woman bigfoot was crying half of her clothes were ripped off.

I said come on. What the fuck is wrong with you man? He says, I thought we are going to fuck bigfoot. I said get that we shit out of your fuckin head. I am going to fuck bigfoot and when I said I was going to fuck her. I did not mean I was going to rape her. I said can you for once not act like a goddam animal? I started getting angry. I said better yet get the fuck out of here NOW! I was trying to comfort this poor woman. She was all traumatized. I felt bad she let me in and he came in behind me. I got her calmed down and she said that she was hungry.

I said I got just the thing. I will be right back I went home. I had a spiral cut ham it was hickory smoked. I made us both some nice big sandwiches. Put swiss cheese on them. I even brought some LSD, paper plates, and chips. So we put them in the microwave and ate. I was so glad she was smiling at me. I asked her if she wanted some acid. I figure getting things moving along now. I may be many things but I am not an animal or a rapist, I am not.

We were laying in bed watching TV laughing. I was comfortable she was getting comfortable. Laying down OK standing up was a little strange. The height difference you know. We were as sung as bugs in a rug under the covers. She gets up goes to the bathroom. WOW, I never saw a woman that height and size naked before. She was up around 7+ feet. The height alone had a certain sex appeal. Tripping things take on a unique look and perspective.

She always dressed kind of raggedy. Finding clothes may have been a problem. It's easy to judge a book by its cover. She looked normal was proportional to height. Slender yet not skinny. I caught her backside going into the bathroom. Seen the front side coming out. It was a sight to behold.

I got up had to use the bathroom. I was walking back and forth looking at her. Thought about it. Well standing up was out of the question. Thought to myself I could get something to stand on. I bust out laughing as soon as I thought of it.

She started laughing like she was reading my mind. Then I was thinking of getting her on her knees on the floor. I was not sure how I would go about getting her to do that. On her knees on the edge of the bed then for sure, I would need something to stand on. I bust out laughing again. Typical me making something very simple into something complicated.

She lifted the blanket says come here lay down relax you're making me nervous. I was kind of relieved. Then one of the unexpected things. She had this tiny sweet little pink butthole. Like a piece of candy. Put my finger in her cunt while I lapped up the candy. OMG tight as a drum.

It catches you off guard when things are not the way that you would expect them to be. Something very rare for me we were having sex in the missionary position. It was perfect access to her breasts squeezing and sucking on them everything was fitting in a strange unique way.

Then after that, she asks me, or not sure let me know that it was OK if I fucked her in the ass. I went up in there and WOW. Everything was a little off and odd but in a good way. That went on for a few days. I thought for a while I was like the dog chasing the car and then catching it. Turned out not to be the case. Sex was about the only thing that worked out well. In that situation.

Like all good, it had to come to an end...

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