Masturbating With Cucumber And An Invitation

After reading countless stories about men and women who had used cucumbers as a dildo to fuck themselves while masturbating, I decided that I had to try it out for myself. So I headed to a grocery store that I usually shop in. I was standing at the cucumber display trying to decide which one would be suitable. I picked one up that was seven inches in lenght and had a nice thickness to it. As I was holding it, trying to imagine what that would feel like up my butt and trying to make my mind up, a woman in her early thirties pulled up alongside of me with her shopping cart and said sotto voce, "Is this your first time?"

My face got as red as a tomatoe and I dropped the cucumber as if it were red hot. I thought to myself, "How did she know? How could she possibly know?"

As if she were reading my mind, the lady chuckled lewdly, "Don't be such a prude" she said, and pushed on to do the rest of her shopping.

I put her out of my mind and continued with my shopping. I thought I had seen the last of her. But, as I was leaving the store, she met me in the parking lot. Pushing her shopping cart up alongside of me, she stopped. Taking a cucumber out of her bag, she placed it into my bag.

It was the same cucumber that I had been holding in the store. Chortling lewdly she said, "Use plenty of lube on your man pussy while you fuck yourself. My girl friend and I use 'em all the time. They work real well. We also have a nice thick double headed dildo. We fuck each other with it"

Almost as if it were an after thought, she asked, "Have you ever been fucked by a woman using a dildo? Ours is three inches thick... and feels real gooooood!"

She smiled and said, "Enjoy your cucumber, and if you think you'd like to to see if you can can take my dildo in your pussy, then give me a call." She reached in her purse and took a small card with her name and phone number on it. Placing it in my bag next to the cucumbers she said, "Give me a call when you think your pussy's ready for me." Reaching out she pinched one of my nipples, "Hmmmmm, you've got bigger nipples that me." She kissed me, slipping her tongue into my mouth and inviting my tongue into hers. Our tongues dueled for awhile. Then she said, "I'll bet you'd be just as good at eating pussy as you are at sucking cock." She started to push away and then stopped. "Oh by the way, we have a large dog. We're looking for a suitable man bitch for him to mate with. Ever been fucked by dog?"

With that she pushed her cart over to where she was parked. After putting her groceries in it drove off. The last thing I her say as she drove off was, "Don't forget to call me."

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That evening after dinner, I took a hot bath and gave myself an enema and got myself good and clean. To get myself in the mood, I started watching a porn video about two guys alone in the woods. It wasn't long before they were fucking and soon I was horny from watching the video. When the movie ended I took out the lube and began applying the lube to my hole. I tried to remember what advice that lady had given me earlier. I remember her saying, "Use plenty of lube on your man pussy while you fuck yourself."

I applied a generous amount of lube to my hole. Then I started to push my cucumber dildo into my tight little fuck hole. My first thought was, "Oh no, this is too big. It'll never go in." But, little by little the cucumber slid into my fuck hole. I pulled it out and started over, adding more lube to my hungry hole which was slowly opening up. My hips were now actually thrusting to meet the cucumber like cock. What pain there had been at first was now replaced with a feeling of ecstasy and lust. With each thrust my hungry man pussy began to suck the cucumber like cock in. I poured more lube on my cock and made a tight fist. Holding the cucumber with one hand, I fucked my fist, while my tight pussy fucked itself onto the cucumber. Everything blurred. As I started to cum, my man pussy sucked the cucumber right out of my hand and into my fuck hole. There I was with cum all over my chest and a large cucumber up my ass. I wasn't going to let that cum go to waste, so I used my fingers to bring most of it to my lips, where I licked them clean.

Now, how to get the cucumber out. I squated and started to push. The cucumber just slid out. Curious, I slid a mirror under my ass to look at my pussy. There it was, a nice size hole. I thought to myself, "Another couple of times, and I just might be ready for that woman and her three inch thick dildo. And yes,.... I might even be ready for her dog. Now let's see, where did I lay that card down with her name and phone number."

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