A..J. was driving his piece of shit 76’ Chevy Stepside truck (that he thinks is immaculate) back to Fort Lewis for duty that weekend. He was just finishing a McDonalds Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal, so his hand were nice and slippery from all of those warm oily juices that McDonalds is famous for. Since he is the reserves he doesn’t do this except once a month, he used to dread missing a night of partying with the boys because he had drill, now he loves drill, this could be the reason.. It was a hot day in the Pacific Northwest, the temperature was in the low 90’s and the humidity was about 85%. That kind of weather will make you sweat like a pig in a hot car on the freeway stopped in traffic.
On this day he had been particularly bored, and being a person who doesn’t take well to being bored, he started thinking of weird things to do. First he thought of swerving at the other drivers, A.J. is known for doing stupid shit like this when he is driving, that is probably why he has been involved in more accidents than most personal injury attorneys. But that idea faded from his little mind almost as quickly as it had appeared.
Next he started to fantasize about a particular female “model” nicknamed “Easy Rider”,(that A.J. knew very well, almost a little too well) and what he would like to do to the “Easy Rider”, but due to FAMILY RELATIONS, local laws, and laws of nature, A.J. knew that his biggest fantasy could never come true. But hey it is always OK for someone to think about the possibilities of what could be done with Easy Rider, A.J., and Beaner (Easy Rider’s Boyfriend of the month).
A.J. had always dreamed he could have a three-some with his mother, one of her boyfriends, and himself. For years A.J. had fantasized about having his mom suck on his penis while she was getting the big brown eye from Beaner. A.J. thought that then he could return the favor and clean Beaner’s cock with a quick blow job before Beaner stuck A.J.’s mom in the used (very), gaping wide pink hole that she had nicknamed her pleasure center. After Beaner had shot his three loads, he was done for the night, but Easy Rider was a greedy old bitch.
She wanted more and did not care how she got it. A.J. knew this to be a fact because easy rider is what most people would call a whore. Easy Rider (ER) has had up to 3 dates on one Saturday night, and all the dates ended up in ER’s bedroom on that night, I don’t even think the separate loads had a chance to completely dry on the bed sheets between lovers. So this is where A.J.’s fantasy get even more twisted. After his mom is done with Beaner, it is time for her beloved son. A.J. would attempt to fill up her mom’s pussy with his juices of desire.
But after 8 minutes of pumping, you see A.J. has always been a little quick on the trigger (He has the saying “8 minutes to Glory” tattooed on his pelvic bone), he was all out of ammo and the enemy was still cumming. So this called for drastic measures to satisfy his mom, it was time to pull out the “Over and Under” dildo. This was no ordinary dildo, no this one was special, it could satisfy her two pleasure holes at once. This dildo was famous for killing 2 birds with one stone. A.J. had dreamed of using this mammoth dildo on his mom for months, but it was always used by Beaner, not him, that made A.J. very jealous. But back to reality and not fantasy.
As he was nearing Fort Lewis traffic was at a dead standstill, the parking lot effect. From fantasizing about his mom, his cock had begun to swell with blood. So A.J. started to play with it a little by rubbing his pants to make him feel better. But the sexual tension in the cab of his truck sent him over the edge in the boredom department, and he whipped out his prick. Now, many stories have been told about A.J.’s dick, he has supposedly measured it limp to be 7 1/4 inches of “Scottish pecker.”
So, you can see he is proud. Anyway, he whips out the dick and starts to beat it on the steering wheel, slap it on the gear shift like a drum stick to the beat of “Alice In Chains” when he inadvertently looked out the right side window to see a Greyhound bus of tourists all watching him play with the Scottish fury. A.J. had never been an exhibitionist before this, and will not admit to being one after that, but he did say “I was turned on by having those people watch me play with my cock.”
or So seeing them watching, only made him want to more intensely play with it, and eventually made it rock hard. This Greyhound bus was filled up with Japanese tourists, with cameras, so I am sure that A.J. is world famous by now. A.J. started to stroke his pecker and watch the expressions on the faces of the poor bastards stuck in traffic. People were pointing and honking to try to discourage A.J. but that just made him harder and hornier. With all the tension mounting up in the mass of this 5’9” 150lb he knew the eruption was close. Just before traffic started to move he shot his load all over the windshield, dash, gauges, and gearshift of his immaculate 76 piece of shit.
AJ’s response was “That stuff sure BEATS Armor All”. When it was all over he looked out the windows again only to see people still plastered to the windows of the bus trying to get more of a peek.. It is hard to say who got off more that day A.J. of the tourists. He thought of another Idea to get peoples attention, so next time the traffic stopped he started to slowly collect the cum off of the windshield and steering wheel on his finger and then lick it off. Soon he was licking the wheel and windshield until he could see clearly out of it again.
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