What smurf would you be and why?

Mike

Mike

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Tell me what smurf you would be if you were a smurf and why? Be as creative or as honest as you dare :D

I would probably be geeky smurf, because well I am a nerd. Hopefully some of you will have a somewhat more sexual twist on your smurfness. This is after all the adult games forum, so don't be shy. We are all adults here o_O
 
I would be jerk-off smurf maybe.... or maybe black smurf... but then again, I guess a smurf can't be black :p Not that I define myself by my skin color, but I think that most people I meet notice... so yeah I don't know. I'd probably go for black smurf, but no, Masturbation Smurf is more fun :woot:
 
I would want to be muscular/hung smurf to hopefully attract the same. I imagine running my hands over other smurfs bulging muscles and slurping on a huge cock would be a very satisfying turn on.
 
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